Iron Man 2 (2010)

IRON MAN 2 (2010).
Directed by Jon Favreau. Written by Justin Theroux. Starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson, Mickey Rourke, Jon Favreau, Sam Rockwell, Samuel L. Jackson, Paul Bettany, and Garry Shandling.

Plot: Billionnaire Tony Stark, who outed himself as superhero Iron Man at the end of the first movie, has to fight off new enemies, his own government and test his friends' patience in this sequel that serves more as a bridge to the upcoming Avengers movie than its own vehicle.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, by any means, it's just that once the film is over and done with, you leave with the impression of having watched a Friends reunion show more than an action movie, firstly because there is little action to speak of, but mostly because everybody just seems genuinely happy to be working together again - and the one-liners come out at a frantic pace, most of them predictable but still heartwarming.

What saves it from sitcom territory is the quality of the acting though: Robert Downey Jr was made for this role (more so even than Chaplin), Gwyneth Paltrow was born to play an assistant, Mickey Rourke seems at his place playing a lovable villain, Sam Rockwell and Garry Shandling are perfect as self-serving assholes, and Don Cheadle is also perfectly cast as a replacement for fellow Oscar nominee Terrence Howard as Jim Rhodes. Oh, and Scarlett Johansson looks great in a cat suit, but we'll get a better opinion of that in her spin-off, for Black Widow. And Jon Favreau and Samuel L. Jackson are their usual amazing selves in small (almost cameo) roles.

And that's probably because the film was made by actors. Favreau directed, sure, but the film was also written by Justin Theroux, whom you may remember as the non-lesbian character from David Lynch's terrific 2001 picture Mulholland Dr. It seems Theroux wrote the ultimate actor's screenplay, one where every actor looks good and says cool lines, but misses in the one area where a writer would be needed - plot and story.

It's not as entertaining as the first one, but it's still worth seeing on ''half-price Tuesdays'' if those exist in your area - or rent it.

3/5

First Sunday (2008)

I figured we might as well start with a bang... a film I saw a couple of weeks ago...

FIRST SUNDAY (2008).
Directed by David E. Talbert. Written by David E. Talbert. Starring Ice Cube, Katt Williams, Tracy Morgan, Loretta Devine, Regina Hall, Keith David, Chi McBride, and Malinda Williams.

Plot: two low-life best friends, one a petty criminal and the other a struggling father, must find thousands of dollars to escape their fates and choose to rob a church, where they will inevitably learn from their mistakes and become better people.

Alright, people, let's get this straight: we're late in the first decade of the 21st century. Films have been around for over 100 years, and American comedies have become the world-wide go-to standards of excellence (or respectability, at least) since the 1940s, be it in TV sitcoms or in film.

The loser-finds-faith-and-turns-into-a-winner schtick is getting old fast, and every film that continues trying to tell that same old story over the course of two hours is going to bore the audience to tears. Or sleep. And when you have top-notch comedic talent like Ice Cube, Katt Williams and Tracy Morgan in your cast, that is a crime that just shouldn't be allowed to happen.

Writer/director David E. Talbert should have taken a cue from the best comedies of the past decade (Zoolander, Old School) and gotten rid of the whole plot in the first 10 or 15 minutes of the film and let the comics handle the rest; instead, Williams is relegated to crap one-liners once every 10 minutes, Cube plays it straight and Morgan is nothing more than a bumbling sidekick - none were given enough direction to make the film reach laugh-out-loud funniness, nor were they given dialogue to help them over-ride the story lines to bring it to Funnyland.

In the end, we're left with a below-average feel-good movie that could/should have been one of the funniest films of the year.

2.5/5

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Hi.

It had been requested of me many times before, and I caved in: I will criticize movies I've seen for the benefit of... whomever.

I was going to have this in my regular blog, but it's clogged enough as is, so I decided to create this off-shoot in which I'll only vent about movies.

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